Saturday, December 10, 2011

Worse than Hitler?

Editor's note: Check out below the Playlist for the LWND Song of the Year and the LWND Best Song of All Time.

Today, I'm introducing a new segment to LWND called "Worse than Hitler?" The premise is simple. I describe some atrocious person or event that I witnessed, and we as a dishwasherless community determine whether said person or event is, in fact, worse than Adolf Hitler. Here we go...

The other day at work, I saw someone in my office take a phone call while walking into the restroom, tell the person on the other end of the call that he was going into the restroom, proceed to carry on the conversation while at the urinal, then leave without washing his hands.

Worst human being ever?
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Mountain of Plastic
Cleaned: 2 frying pans, 1 rice cooker plus lid, 1 blender, 6 cups (glass and plastic), 1 wine glass (sad), 2 coffee mugs, 5 spoons, 10 forks, 2 edged knives, 2 peelers, 5 butter knives, 5 plates and saucers, 6 bowls, 1 sauce pan, 13 containers plus lids, 1 coffee pot, 2 mixing spoons, 1 spatula, 1 pasta server, the wooden spoon

Completion time: 1 hour, 6 minutes (including preparation)

Playlist: "Midnight City" by M83, "Put Me to Sleep" by Porcelain Raft, "Firestarter" by Blouse, "Waterfalls" by Clams Casino, "Leaf (feat. Main Attrakionz)" by A$AP Rocky, "Backslider" by Toadies, "Forget You & I" by Nite Jewel, "Is and Is and Is" by White Denim, "King Night" by Salem, "Peso" by A$AP Rocky, "Two Weeks" by Grizzly Bear, "Liquid Swords" by JZA the Jenius (remix), "Hey, Snow White" by Destroyer, "Sa Sa Samoa" by Korallreven, "Strange Mercy" by St. Vincent, "Replay" by Iyaz

LWND Song of the Year: "Put Me to Sleep" by Porcelain Raft
Put Me To Sleep by Porcelain Raft

LWND Best Song of All Time: "Replay" by Iyaz

Iyaz - Replay from Leon on Vimeo.

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