Aerosmith, I assume, you're familiar with. Doug S., however, is not a household name, unless you've got a sibling or something named Doug and your last name Sampson or Smith. In that case, Doug S. is probably a fairly common name in your household. Anyhow, the Doug S. that we're concerned with channeled his inner Weird Al to write some inspirational lyrics to the tune of Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator." Aerosmith had agreed to record the improved version of the song, but lead singer Steven Tyler fell off his bicycle or some nonsense, so they pulled out.
Instead, the LWND Emergency Response team found this rockin' midi version of the song that I think really enhances the tune by giving it a Mega Man feel. Enjoy!
Love in an Elevator by jjjrrrooo
The Official LWND Theme Song
Original music by Aerosmith
Original lyrics by Doug S.
Washin' like a dog for the boss man (Oh!)
Washing' for the girlfriend (Oh, yeah!)
I'm bettin' on the dishes I'm washin' (Oh!)
Gonna use Palmolive (Oh, yeah!)
But where am I gonna wash?
They tell washin's not for the blind
I really need a girl like an brillo pad
to wash 'cause I don't got time
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up 'til I hit the ground
Jacki's buying a dishwasher
Home goods second floor
She said 'Can I see you later
And clean you just a little more?'
How am i gonna clean this gunk
I'll never get it out alive
She said 'I'll show ya how to remove grease stains honey
and have you home by five'
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up 'til I hit the ground
Extra care, extra care, honey one more time now wash with extra care
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down
Living with no dishwasher
Going down
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up 'til I hit the ground
Gonna wash when I'm a pauper
Gonna wash as a millionaire
I'm gonna be a real fast washer
but do it with extra care
Gotta get my washin' right
It's a test that I got to pass
I'll chase you all the way to the rinse sink, honey
Kiss your sassafras
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up 'til I hit the ground
It ain't fair. It ain't fair
Honey one more time now extra care.
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down (x2)
In the air, in the air
Honey one, one, one, one, one more!
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down (x2)
Living with no dishwasher
Washin' it up when I'm goin' down (x2)
Extra care, Extra care
Living with no dishwasher
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Cleaned: 21 plates and saucers, 2 bowls, 12 cups and glasses, 5 coffee mugs, 1 baking pan, 1 skillet, 1 sauce pan, 1 pair of tongs, 1 whisk, 1 mixing spoon, 1 edged knife, 2 spatulas, 6 spoons, 11 butter knives, 18 forks, 4 measuring spoons, 1 measuring cup, 2 containers
Completion time: 44 minutes
Playlist: "Birds of Paradise" by Peaking Lights, "Prairie Fire That Wanders About" by Sufjan Stevens, "Roses" by Blouse, "She's Great (Interlude)" by Theophilus London, "All of the Lights" by Kanye West, "Sir Greendown" by Janelle Monae, "It's Alright" by Kurt Vile, "Death and All the Rest" by The Strange Boys, "Terminator X to the Edge of Panic" by Public Enemy, "Oh You, Old Thing" by Wolf Parade, "Heart: Release" by Neon Indian, "Why?" by Dara Purspita, "She Just Likes to Fight" by Four Tet, "Sun Trails" by Craft Spells
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